haylesbury ([info]haylesbury) wrote,

ahhh... it doesnt take much to amuse a hayley... as you well know.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I bought porn for [info]hohum_pigs_bum (-10 points). Last Monday I helped [info]cpunk across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed [info]liz_c's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]satanstar (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4995 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
haylesbury

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I sometimes think that making a joke out of everything, even things which tear you up inside is not the answer, and then i realise... its the only way and its totally me now! :) or.... :S... im undecided right now and a little up in the air..

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